Showing posts with label text messages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label text messages. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Random Text Message After Getting Home from the Gay Bar

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Thanks for the walk home. Sorry if you expected more but I have slightly more class than that... most of the time
Apr 10, 1:49 am

It's just too good to leave alone.

To: xxx-xxx-3711
judging by the way you were acting i think you wanted more. you just wanted me to think youve got more class than that. well see... next time.
Apr 10, 2:00 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Kiddo you don't know me. Don't pretend you know what I wanted. I'm a balls to the wall kinda girl. If I'd have wanted something it would've happened
Apr 10, 2:02 am

To: xxx-xxx-3711
mama youd be lucky to have these balls bouncin off your wall. like i said... next time.
Apr 10, 2:05 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Yeah we'll see
Apr 10, 2:05 am

To: xxx-xxx-3711
i love you.
Apr 10, 2:07 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
I'm sure you do
Apr 10, 2:07 am

To: xxx-xxx-3711
im just playing. i didnt walk you home. im queer as a three dollar bill. in boston. whoever gave you this number was playing a cruel joke.
Apr 10, 2:09 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Whatever. I'm going out. Night
Apr 10, 2:10 am

To: xxx-xxx-3711
have fun.
Apr 10, 2:11 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Always do
Apr 10, 2:11 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Oh and just because I have the balls enough to turn you down doesn't mean you need to be a douche
Apr 10, 2:18 am

To: xxx-xxx-3711
im being totally serious. i live in boston. im in bed with my boyfriend. we were just playing along for kicks. byeeeee!
Apr 10, 2:20 am

I never did find out if she believed me.