THE Feminine Hygiene Emergency Kit

Today, I was at the Stop and Shop, and I saw an item that was just too precious to not blog about. I had this really funny idea to write up a cheesy commercial for it. But then I changed my mind. The pictures can speak for themselves.


Please note in this photo the pleather, pink, cheetah print carrying case. I believe that's cheetah. Correct me if I'm wrong.


In case it's difficult to see, that reads:

This all in one Feminine Hygiene Emergency Kit has: 1 Regular Tampon, 1 Super Tampon, 2 Feminine Hygiene Moist Towelettes, 2 Ultra Thin Maxi Pads with Wings, 2 Advil Caplets. Simply place one in your purse, glove compartment, office desk drawer, travel bag or in the hand of a friend. When those days arrive unexpectedly, don't worry because... The Feminine Hygiene Emergency Kit is always within reach and always discrete.

Don't carry a tampon in your purse. You can have a beautiful Feminine Hygiene Emergency Kit instead. Nobody will look at you funny when the pink case pops out while you're pulling money out to pay for groceries. And none of your coworkers will wonder what's inside when you're off on a personal day and they look in your desk for a pen to borrow.

My favorite though is "in the hand of a friend." Guess what all you suckers are getting for Christmas now! Here was Kevin's reaction when I gave him an early birthday present.


I told you. PRECIOUS!