Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Random Text Message After Getting Home from the Gay Bar

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Thanks for the walk home. Sorry if you expected more but I have slightly more class than that... most of the time
Apr 10, 1:49 am

It's just too good to leave alone.

To: xxx-xxx-3711
judging by the way you were acting i think you wanted more. you just wanted me to think youve got more class than that. well see... next time.
Apr 10, 2:00 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Kiddo you don't know me. Don't pretend you know what I wanted. I'm a balls to the wall kinda girl. If I'd have wanted something it would've happened
Apr 10, 2:02 am

To: xxx-xxx-3711
mama youd be lucky to have these balls bouncin off your wall. like i said... next time.
Apr 10, 2:05 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Yeah we'll see
Apr 10, 2:05 am

To: xxx-xxx-3711
i love you.
Apr 10, 2:07 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
I'm sure you do
Apr 10, 2:07 am

To: xxx-xxx-3711
im just playing. i didnt walk you home. im queer as a three dollar bill. in boston. whoever gave you this number was playing a cruel joke.
Apr 10, 2:09 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Whatever. I'm going out. Night
Apr 10, 2:10 am

To: xxx-xxx-3711
have fun.
Apr 10, 2:11 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Always do
Apr 10, 2:11 am

From: xxx-xxx-3711
Oh and just because I have the balls enough to turn you down doesn't mean you need to be a douche
Apr 10, 2:18 am

To: xxx-xxx-3711
im being totally serious. i live in boston. im in bed with my boyfriend. we were just playing along for kicks. byeeeee!
Apr 10, 2:20 am

I never did find out if she believed me.